Honest-to-goodness conversation with Hen last night:

Me: I found a bit where it talks about cheese in the Bible.
H: Where’s that?
Me: In the story of David and Goliath, David brings ten cheeses to his brothers’ unit.
H: There’s another bit that talks about cheese.
Me: Where’s that?
H: Right at the beginning.
Me: Huh?
H: In the Garden of Edam.